Website Madness

That's right, Fact-o-Vision(TR). In order to access Fact Boy's facts, you must have a mouse. Not a pet mouse, those are icky. You need a computer mouse, which I assume you already have. To see a fact, simply move your mouse pointer over any asterisk you see (*) and you will instantly become one IQ point smarter by reading the fact that appears at the bottom of your browser window. Don't actually CLICK on the astersik, or your computer just might explode.

This Month's Site:

Click here: Do not go on

Rating: 0 out of 5, uhh, I mean 4 out of 5
No Plug-ins Required

* Seriously folks, there is as much excitement in this site as there in watching water come to a boil*. For some reason, you just continue to watch, and watch, and watch. The water will boil, it is inevitable *. What makes people go here? It must be me. Maybe it is curiosity* . What is this site then? I'll leave it for you to figure out *.

When I first ran across this site, I thought it was a porn site *. I mean after all, it said not to go, but* I did. No, I am not a pervert *, just curious*. So, I enter. *.

"WHAT? This is silly!" I exclaimed as I proceed further into this abyssal website * * * *. I felt like it would never stop. But lo and behold, something happens. After you travel a zillion pages *, you become dubious. "Will this site ever end?" Hmmm, good question, I will leave that up to you to figure out * I don't know why, but I had to go to the end. It will explain itself later. I think it is . . . well, no comment.

Factually Yours,

Factboy

Next time, Elizabeth Montgomery (A&E Biography February 15) She is Samantha on Bewitched*