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Klank Klank, You're Dead

by Todd McCafferty

(We ripped this idea off of a book called "Letters From a Nut")

This is about a site which deals with the erotic fascination with braces and dental wear. Don't ask me about it, ask "Mark," who took my queries seriously. I feel bad for doing this to someone, but for Christ's sake, he gets a hard-on for mouth hardware.

Visit Mouth Jewelry at http://www.smoe.org/braces/.

Dear Mark,

First of all, I would like to say that I am very excited to have found your page. I have never met anyone that has the fascination I have with braces, so this is a sort of epiphany for me.

Ever since I was a little boy, growing up in Macedonia, Ohio, I have always secretly had fantasies and whatnot about braces, was always attracted to the girls with braces in my school, and was sorely disappointed when I learned that I myself would not need the mouth jewelry.

What I do want to say is that I have numerous pictures I have taken of females with braces, unknowingly to them. I have also gotten my hands on some nice dental X-rays of women's teeth with braces. Very good quality and very hot.

If you are at all interested, I would be happy to send you them so you can put them up on your site for the enjoyment of others. And on a personal note, I was wondering what your journey of discovery was, your Bildungsroman if you will, concerning braces? I would appreciate it considering I sometimes feel ashamed of my desires and it is nice to know that others out there feel similar.

THANKS!

Todd McCafferty

THE REPLY:

Hi Todd,

Thanks for your email.

>First of all, I would like to say that I am very excited to have found your
>page.  I have never met anyone that has the fascination I have with braces,
>so this is a sort of epiphany for me.

I was equally excited when I first discovered the newsgroup alt.braces many
months ago. I had always thought that I was the only one who actually liked
braces. When I met other people in this newsgroup who shared the fascination
I decided to set up a Web page. I didn't expect a lot of response, but my
mailbox was always full of letters of other braces fans. Today there are
several braces-related Web sites with probably thousands of visitors (I
don't count accesses to my site).

>Ever since I was a little boy, growing up in Macedonia, Ohio, I have always
>secretly had fantasies and whatnot about braces, was always attracted to
>the girls with braces in my school, and was sorely disappointed when I
>leared that I myself would not need the mouth jewelry.
>
>What I do want to say is that I have numerous pictures I have taken of
>females with braces, unknowingly to them.  I have also gotten my hands on
>some nice dental X-rays of women's teeth with braces.  Very good quality
>and very hot.

Hm... I don't really like the idea of showing pictures of people who may not
want to see their photos posted on the Web. Anyway, I don't accept photos
for my image gallery (for numerous reasons) at the moment, so please offer
them to M's Mouthwear or Braces Online.

>If you are at all interested, I would be happy to send you them so you can
>put them up on your site for the enjoyment of others.  And on a personal
>note, I was wondering what your journey of discovery was, your
>Bildungsroman if you will, conceerning braces?  I would appreciate it

"Bildungsroman" ... that's a Germanism, I guess. Actually, my mother tongue
IS German, but I still don't know what it means ... :-)

>considering I sometimes feel ashamed of my desires and it is nice to know
>that others out there feel similar.

Actually, I did wear a removeable brace as a kid - and I hated it at that
time... Later I discovered that I liked the sight of women with braces.

Bye,

Mark.

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