Inside this issue
	Our special tribute to Mother's Day
	How to Scat!
	I am a Sick Perverted Bastard
	The Unwritten Rules Everyone Needs to Know in Order to Survive Waterford High School
	The Robot From the Future
	Angry Dan's Column
	Klank Klank You're Dead (Todd McCafferty)
	I Don't Shut Up (Ryan Glowczewski)
	Pulp: This is Hardcore
	Bran Van 3000: Glee
	Jimmy Page and Robert Plant: Zeppelin No More
	Despite the Odds
	ode to a veal parmesan
	Beautiful poems by people who just got dumped
	An all-new, all different Top Ten Sexual Innuendos in Star Wars
	A Cartoon by Todd McCafferty
	A Herring! - This month's web award
	Nightwatch
	Improvisation, by Alden Thomas
	Obsession, by Julie Wernau
	Two pages of Jason's Philosophy 110 notes

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