How will you merchandize the movie?

This is the first and most important decision. Think about it: Ewoks, light sabers, action figures--the sky's the limit!

None at all

White Castle

Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Kentucky Fried Chicken (?)

Every freaking store in the mall

When does the movie occur?

Star Wars is a trilogy of trilogies. In which set of three movies will yours take place?

Prequel

Special Edition Mid-quel

Sequel

Where do we get the cast?

Star Wars has pushed technologies to the limit giving you some leeway in who or what will star in your movie.

Actors, muppets

Computer generated characters, muppets

Actors, computer generated characters, muppets

Who are the heros?

What ragtag band of adventurers will your audience be rooting for?

Farmhand, princess, pirate, Wookiee

Two Jedi, little kid, queen, duck-billed platypus

Jedi, princess, pirate, squid, Mon Mothma, a cold Colt 45

Boba Fett

Oscar Schindler, Jews

Star Wars-- huh! What are they good for?

What are your heros trying to accomplish?

Destroy Death Star

Stop invasion

Defeat the Empire, restore Democrasy

Find biological father, settle deep psychological issues and get over fear of intimacy

Kill Jar-Jar Binks

Choose your weapon!

What does the hero/heroes use to finally prevail?

Light Sabers

X-Wings

Rocks and sticks

Clumsiness

Angst

Computer virus written by Jeff Goldblum in BASIC on a Mac

What is the Force again?

Every other movie they change what the Force is now. Pick one and try to stay with it.

An energy field that surrounds and permeates us all

Bugs in your cells. Little ones. They talk.

Cleveland's professional soccer team in the 70s and 80s

Stand on head. Talk to puppet.

Finally--Do the good guys win?

Pick the perfect ending to your Star Wars movie.

Yes

Mostly

It's bleak, but everyone's ready for the sequel.