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August 1999
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That's right, Fact-o-Vision(TR). In order to access Fact Boy's facts, you must have a mouse. Not a pet mouse, those are icky. You need a computer mouse, which I assume you already have. To see a fact, simply move your mouse pointer over any asterisk you see (*) and you will instantly become one IQ point smarter by reading the fact that appears at the bottom of your browser window. Don't actually CLICK on the astersik, or your computer just might explode.

Well, for all you people out there, you will be gladly informed that you are a happy group of people. The average score of happiness was 5, with 40 being the worst. Also 10 was the worse score and 2 was the happiest score. *

Many of you might know me, well, some of you. For those of you who do, you might know that I love to fart * * *. That made me think, "Hmmm, I love to fart, and I want the world to know that." My thought is this, "If you gotta fart, you might as well have fun with it!" *. That is so true. This can be expanded from lighting a fart * * * to holding your wife's head under the covers and farting to walking by a crowd of people and releasing a pippop * that they will sure not forget. It is extra satisfaction to see those people then look around and scatter in disgust. The fact is . . . FARTS ARE FUNNY!!! I am * not kidding, any fart is funny. For some people, it is private, but not for Terrance and Phillip. If you watch SouthPark, then you * know who these Canadians are. If you don't, then I suggest that you might want to enter The Terrance & Phillip World Wide Fart.

This site has information for a beginning T&P * fan. It is like the fundamentals of T&P, so to speak. I like the agreement page in the beginning, it made me laugh. It then takes you to the news page. There, you will learn of some of the things about the * * site and what not. The T&P Biographies are kinda good. One think that I liked were the pictures they had. I don't know what it is, but I liked them. The webmaster * * chose good quotes from the show too. Whoopee!!!! * I didn't get the guestbook to work, but it probably wasn't worth it. The Fartathon seems like it would have been a funny idea. Actually, now that I have looked into this * * * site more, it is really lacking something, besides content. SOUND!!! How can you have a T&P Fart page without some kind of sounds? It really would lighten things up, and make the page more enjoyable *. Don't get me wrong, it is a finely done page, but it really needs sounds because SBD * just doesn't do it for me.

This brings me to a new topic about the Internet, computers, and farting. It sure would be gross if you could smell * * something over the Internet. Think about it, people would probably have webpages devoted to stink *. It sure would change the porn industry drastically *. Once I saw a picture of somebody eating a piece of po... uhh, you don't want to here it, but it was there, and I was glad I didn't have to smell it.

In closing, farts are funny * * *. I will fart in front of almost anybody for a laugh. For some reason though, I have never farted in front of my girlfriend * of almost five years. I figure it must take somebody awfully special for me not to fart in front of. Maybe T&P will give me the inspiration to do so someday.

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