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Happy Holidays everybody! Ahhh, I am finally learning HTML which is a lot easier than the crap I am learning**. That is what I am focusing on this month. Something with education*.
So, this may not be the case with all of you guys out there, but I am sure that some of you are having the "end-of-the-semester-blues"**. OK, I know some of you are saying, "But Factboy, I don't go to college!" TOO BAD**, I am doing it anyway.
And with Christmas coming up, I, once again, decide on a parody of 'Twas the Night before Christmas', but not*** by Dr. Suess, or somebody claiming to be him.
As I indicated before, a lot of my reader* is in college. In other words, I go to college. These last couple of weeks for** me are going to be very difficult, with lots of programs to do, but I still find time to make a program to generate my page. On top of this, I have three other programming* classes, all with programs due, a twenty page research paper that I haven't started yet, and enough homework to make even Big Head's* head spin. Like the idiot I am, I have been watching Happy Days* on Nick-at-Nite and saying "I will do it tomorrow." The thing is that Happy Days is on tomorrow too, so I am never going to get anything done.
I bet you are saying right now, "Who cares?" Well, I'll tell you, NOBODY!* That's right, nobody gives a hoot what you have to do. Think about the way you feel right now with me spilling my guts about school, that is the way you feel*. Hell, even I feel that way about myself. So, why am I still going on about it?
Here is why...because I can. But, you don't care about that** either, so, to further you lack of enjoyment of reading this, maybe this will brighten up your spirits. A College Version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' is all it took for me. Though I didn't find if very funny, it is very appropriate for me. And with a lot of you being college students, I am sure you are falling into the same problem*. No time to do the things you don't want to do, like programs, tests, homework, disjunctive sylogism*, and catastrophic cancellation.
All we have time to do is things we need to do, like drinking*, go to parties*, and go out with chicks* or dudes*.
Now, don't get mad at the first line if you go to a public school. I know, all of you may not be praying** I even know people who claim to be atheist, or worship something like a cow or goat* aren't praying*. That is their choice though.
They go on further to say that they aren't*** sleeping. Well, I got news for you, NOBODY IS. Who sleeps at school anyhow? Unless you're me and have classes** that begin at 11:00 A.M. What's with this drinking thing also? Not everybody drinks! Who cares, a lot of people do. One thing we all can agree on is the pizza. Ain't nothin' like a good ol' pizza break during studying for a big test***.
Patron Saint Put-It-Off is here to rescue you*. Actually, her methods of studying are very good. Cliff's Notes*, last years tests*, and cramming all help the slave-driven*** college student like yourself and I.
Boy, do I babble*. Why don't you read it for yourself. It shouldn't take you more than four minutes, and it may not be funny, but it sure is something a lot of us can relate to.
I hope I don't blow up in a month*.