Gordon Dymowski- Mature Guy
Gordon moved from Chicago, Illinois to Eugene, Oregon and now is in St. Louis because he just can't settle down. He lives
there doing stuff. He has a master's degree in psychology, and no real
career plans to speak of. He writes for The Shrubbery because they asked
him very nicely, and he has excessive amounts of free time. He may or may not be the oldest Shrub staffer, but he is the most prompt.